Still working on the Christmas blog, but here's something in the meantime:
I've always wondered what college hockey guys say to each other on the ice, because you can always see them jawing at each other, and sometimes that leads up to gloves being dropped or shoulders slamming into people. Sometimes, when things are getting chippy, I make up conversations and smart remarks that might be going back and forth.
As I was perusing ccha.com's "Time Out with" section, I came across this from Kevin Deeth of Notre Dame:
Funniest thing an opponent's said to you on the ice: Jack Johnson, "Maybe next time hit him with your purse."