The website tells me there is a LUSH coming to Novi, which shaves twenty minutes off my trip to Troy, which is the next closest. Also, there is one coming to Ohio, but as it is in Beachwood, which is two hours and fifteen minutes away, Novi is still our best bet. Know what else is in Novi? A Delia's. Much like Ikea in Canton, LUSH and Delia's will now be "practically on the way home" to EL. It adds, like, half an hour, that's all. Get into it! Face masks for me more often!
You may now return to your normally scheduled (and probably more important) news.