"It's like drinking a My Little Pony."
--Luke, in response to a "Rory," an extremely pink drink served at her 21st on the Gilmore Girls.
"Enter if you're sexy and you love Jesus!"
--The Vicar of Dibley, answering her doorbell.
"So who do you think is the hottest psychic: Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you?"
--Dean, ribbing Sam, on Supernatural (bonus points because it hauls in two more shows on other networks)
"See that attitude right there? That's why I always got the extra cookie."
"No. .... Yeeeeessss."
--Patrick, when asked if he'd done something on purpose.
Ok, it's sad that four out of five of those are from TV, but I watch funny shows. Real people don't entertain me nearly as much.
In other news, I just took two Tylenol. TWO. If I am compelled to take pain med for any reason, which isn't often, usually one is it. Today, me and my head have some problems.